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zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via postulation)

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mydogsnokes:

Not as cool as some of u think I am, not as lame as the rest of u think I am

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1 day ago

tastefullyoffensive:

"Who dares disturb my slumber?" [x]

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

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1 day ago

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via oomshi)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
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2 days ago

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

(via squarepizza)

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2 days ago
traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

(via lacienicole)

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2 days ago
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