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Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau, via earthdad)

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David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

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(Source: violetmaps, via iwillmindfuckyou)

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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19 hours ago

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

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badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

(via tangletots)

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monstreux:

Beyoncé photographed by Pierre Debusschere, CR Fashion Book Issue 5 

(Source: tina-knowles, via oomshi)

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thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!

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brilliantbritishhedgehog5:

why-think:

I can’t think of any words that could describe how cute this is.

I know! I love it when parents train their children not to bite.

brilliantbritishhedgehog5:

why-think:

I can’t think of any words that could describe how cute this is.

I know! I love it when parents train their children not to bite.

(via arikhaldan)

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