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"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

(Source: badkryptonian, via djmeowlik)

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6 hours ago
sleepybrowneyes:

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(Source: seifukucat, via djmeowlik)

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6 hours ago

nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

(Source: zipitupandzipitout, via psyducked)

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7 hours ago
therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com, via snazziest)

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7 hours ago

passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”

(via djmeowlik)

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7 hours ago

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: ootlink, via djmeowlik)

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7 hours ago

Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance (via perfect)

(Source: larmoyante, via h0odrich)

As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you have to solve yourself.
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9 hours ago

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

(Source: diobreado, via gigglingbean)

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20 hours ago
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